i’m just a cool dad trapped inside the body of a teenage girl
Ugh how do you expect me to decide what college to attend or who I want to marry or what I want to do for the rest of my life
I CAN’T EVEN DECIDE WHERE TO PUT A STICKER BECAUSE PEELING OFF THE BACK AND HAVING IT STAY IN ONE PLACE FOREVER IS TOO BIG OF A COMMITMENT FOR ME TO LIVE WITH
“The Moody Couch”
I WANT THIS.
an actual pillow nest
I NEED IT IT WILL BE IN PERMANENT CRABBY MOOD WHILE IM AT COLLEGE
we take the naps we think we deserve